Jesse Eisenberg Wants You To Know He’s Smarter Than You (x)

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

ladybrun:

Rachel Rostad - “To JK Rowling, from Cho Chang” 

this performance deserves to be experienced in whole (rather than gifs)

entertainmentweekly:

Lindsay Lohan was really good on Letterman last night! Seriously! We’re not being sarcastic!

casual convo with my cat

model-through-it:

Basorexia: a strong craving or hunger for kissing.

I’m feeling kiss-starved.